Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 12, 2020
Transcript:
Ralston: Turkey on whole wheat, please. Hamhock: Cheeseburger and fries! Ralston: Hey, I thought you were on a diet. Hamhock: I am. That's why I ordered a salad. Ralston: No, you didn't! You ordered a cheeseburger with fries! Hamhock: I did?! Man, no wonder it's been so easy to stay on this diet...
Depends on where he orders that cheeseburger and fries, might as well be a salad in some places.