Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 20, 2020
August 19, 2020
August 21, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Man, this new superhero insurance is driving me crazy! Ralston: You need insurance to be a superhero now? Captain Victorious: Of course! And the regulations are so bad that I can barely do my job! The deductible makes foiling petty crime simply not worth the risk, and my premiums will go sky high if I get involved in anything like an alien invasion! Ralston: What if a supervillain threatens the city? Captain Victorious: I can only hope his coverage is up to date. Otherwise, I'm liable for his damage! Ralston: Wow! So what does your insurance company allow you to fight, then? Captain Victorious: Insurance claims
Display about 4 years ago
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, don’t give those jerks any more ideas! Like Toronzo Cannon says, “You say I need a CAT scan too? All I can afford is a kitten scan.” https://youtu.be/rTlPsrCy2Vk
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 4 years ago
Interesting twist on the Incredibles and their evil insurance company. You don’t get rid of superheroes by outlawing them, you just bankrupt them instead!
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
A Covid 19 infection?
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Probably not even insurance claims.
TheLetterista.com about 4 years ago
So, he finally stumbled onto the worst supervillains on the planet.
devernw Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Power Puff Girls did something like it first. They had an episode where they moved to the big city and the mayor ended up putting limits on how they use their powers when fighting crime because of all the damage they caused. They end up going back to Townsville.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
I always remember “The Tick” as the inflicter of casual collateral damage.