Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 22, 2020
Transcript:
Ralston: So Captain Victorious, I heard you lost your powers! Captain Victorious: Yeah... Ralston: Hey, remember in Superman II when he lost his powers and then got beat up in that diner? Captain Victorious: Yeah, so? Ralston: So you wanna see a re-enactment? Noise: Crunch! Bonk! Smash! Captain Victorious: That's pretty good, but I think there was less whimpering in the movie.
Gotta remember he’s a thousand times dumber than you are, Ralston, but a hundred times stronger even without hs powers. Plus he’s got ten thousand more hours put into fighting.