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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 24, 2021
January 23, 2021
January 25, 2021
Transcript:
Fritz: "Balpeenitol," Bixby? Dare I ask? Bixby: Don't worry, it's a new sleep aid I developed. Fritz: What? Bixby, please tell me you're not medicating people!! Bixby: Of course not, Fritz! It's 100% drug-free! Though they might need an aspirin in the morning...
whahoppened about 4 years ago
No aspirin needed if they donāt wake up.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
I can attest that the morning is miserable after an evening of getting hammered.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 4 years ago
The ASP in aspirin is no joke. Many people have toxic, life-shortening reactions to aspirin according to PDR reports. Invest in āAnti-Snooze Buttons!ā
WCraft about 4 years ago
Couldāve stood on itās own without the last panel. Most people probably figured it out in two.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Ball Peen from the peening ball on the back face for shaping and smoothing lumps.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
And āDamitolā is for treating Touretteās Syndromeā¦ āŗ
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Classic cartoon trope.
debra4life about 4 years ago
Coma strength is extra.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
āBalpeenitol.ā Riot.
Dr_Fogg about 4 years ago
oddest looking ballpeen hammer Iāve ever seen.
larryrhoades about 4 years ago
āBalpeenitolā sounds so legitimate. Good jest!