Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 09, 2021
March 08, 2021
March 10, 2021
Transcript:
Tyr: Okay, so you're not gonna get by with just your fists. That's fine. Brawling's about more than just fisticuffs. Improvised weapons are also a time-honored tradition! So I want you to find the wimpiest guy in here and bash him across the head with a chair! Go to it!! Scrappy Lad: Um, can I help you? Hamhock: Just fall down and we can all get back to our lives...
Perhaps he could learn whatever martial art Miss Piggy uses.