Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 13, 2023
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Transcript:
bixby: Tyr, you grant victory to warriors in battle, right? Tyr: Right, but-- Bixby: As long as someone gives you an offering, yeah? tyr: Yeah, except-- Bixby: so why won't you help this guy if he's willing to pay? Tyr: 'cause not even diving intervention can help beetle bailey. bixby: At least get him off K.P. duty. guy's been doing it fro 50 years....
Beetle Bailey has never been anywhere near battle. He’s passed by at least a half dozen wars safer than civilians.