Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 15, 2024
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bixby: Ah, the doll expo! All the new concepts I've been dying to see are here! Look! It's "johnny nev'rsleep"! A gyroscope keeps him from ever lying flat! sure to frustrate! Then there's "li'l tammy tantrum"! I hear her teeth can break the skin! And finally "Roscoe de la hoya, the diaper destroya!!" you need a hazmat suit to change him! Awesome....
What kind of deranged sicko would make those types of dolls?