Little known fact: Ninjas are afraid of sporks. I carry one on a chain around my neck and have never been bothered by ninjas. (I was told they repelled mosquitoes, but that turned out to be an urban legend. Still, I was pleased to find it keeps ninjas away.)
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
Little known fact: Ninjas are afraid of sporks. I carry one on a chain around my neck and have never been bothered by ninjas. (I was told they repelled mosquitoes, but that turned out to be an urban legend. Still, I was pleased to find it keeps ninjas away.)
Znox11 about 2 months ago
At least it wasn’t a sloth…IYKYK.
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Oh, my Stars and Cutters!
Amra Leo about 2 months ago
Pesky things…
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Dear Lord, Please give me a reason to use this line at some point it my life. Amen.”
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
No one expects the Spanish Ninquisition. Their weapons are surprise fear, ruthless efficiency, and shuriken.
christelisbetty about 2 months ago
Ninja Pig, the next logical step following Kung Foo Panda.
Rogue Wizard Premium Member about 2 months ago
An infestation of ninjas.