Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 09, 2024
Transcript:
jenn erica: Why aren't i a bigger draw, bixby? I'm attractive, right? bixby: Yeah, but you're just average for a cartoon. even schlubby guys get super hot women in cartoons! Dagwood & blondie, archie & veronica, hi & lois... jenn erica: wait, lois is "super hot"?? Bixby: you've never seen her work a trash compactor....
If I remember correctly, back in the day Dagwood was really rich and Blondie was a flapper.