Even the Sacramento Kings couldn’t put Humpty together again.
He’s going to end up with egg AS his face !
Cover your ears!!!
There’s no way he’ll rebound from this.
More like the NBA seconds.
So the rhyme actually begins – “Humpty Dumpty jumped with a ball …”? I can see (hear) where some people my age could get that wrong…..?
It will end badly but it must have been something really special to see.
The yolks (about to be) on him.
New recipe for Egg in a basket
Do what Dave Chappelle did when he was playing as prince. Break the fourth wall by staring at the reader and slowly float down
Wouldn’t listen when they told him that white eggs can’t jump.
Just have a guy with a horse get under him. The problem in the original poem was that it had already happened.
And now if you’ll excuse me, there are other jokes out there for me to ruin! HEY-OHHHHHH! LOGICAL-MAN AWAYYYY!
Eggactly, now you’re in for another fall.
NBA year? NBA day?
Obi-Haiv almost 5 years ago
Even the Sacramento Kings couldn’t put Humpty together again.
finkd almost 5 years ago
He’s going to end up with egg AS his face !
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
Cover your ears!!!
julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There’s no way he’ll rebound from this.
joannesshadow almost 5 years ago
More like the NBA seconds.
yimhere almost 5 years ago
So the rhyme actually begins – “Humpty Dumpty jumped with a ball …”? I can see (hear) where some people my age could get that wrong…..?
Buckeye67 almost 5 years ago
It will end badly but it must have been something really special to see.
Havel almost 5 years ago
The yolks (about to be) on him.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
New recipe for Egg in a basket
geese28 almost 5 years ago
Do what Dave Chappelle did when he was playing as prince. Break the fourth wall by staring at the reader and slowly float down
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Wouldn’t listen when they told him that white eggs can’t jump.
Kip W almost 5 years ago
Just have a guy with a horse get under him. The problem in the original poem was that it had already happened.
And now if you’ll excuse me, there are other jokes out there for me to ruin! HEY-OHHHHHH! LOGICAL-MAN AWAYYYY!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Eggactly, now you’re in for another fall.
comicalUser almost 5 years ago
NBA year? NBA day?