It’s not some kind of “always on” superpower. He entered the Jordan to be baptized, you know.
The point of the “walking on water” business is that in ancient near eastern myths, major gods walked on stormy waters and calmed the storm. Jesus was just doing his God Incarnate thing.
electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_wept
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Yeah, if you can walk on the water, then it must be pretty hard when you take a fall.
JohnTheFoole over 3 years ago
Ooooo….!
gokarDun over 3 years ago
Hey, Culligan Man!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 3 years ago
You may get a few complaints, but THAT’S FUNNY! (IMHO)
jr1234 over 3 years ago
I thought, that he walked on water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCVw8Qjeg84
bweis over 3 years ago
Not funny!
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
That’s mighty funny. And for those who are offended by this, I’d bet Jesus finds it funny. He has a sense of humor…
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
Walking on water: piece of cake, compared to actually getting up on a surfboard, or so I’m told. What, you thought Jesus could do just ANYTHING?
comixbomix over 3 years ago
He was trying to do the difficult ‘crucify ten’ …
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
That’s okay. He can come back from this.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, at least you admit He exists!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
That wave is gonna leave a mark.
StephenRice over 3 years ago
It’s not some kind of “always on” superpower. He entered the Jordan to be baptized, you know.
The point of the “walking on water” business is that in ancient near eastern myths, major gods walked on stormy waters and calmed the storm. Jesus was just doing his God Incarnate thing.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
He could never wipe out. He’s perfect…..
mfrasca over 3 years ago
Shoulda used a skateboard.