In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 24, 2021

Security

He’s on loan from San Diego!!

The sooner she’s given birth, the sooner she can get rid of that bird.

This is what can happen when you are married to a team mascot.

Guess what her husband does for a living. Guess how much longer they will be married after this.

Can’t remember…I’ll ask the witches.

Should have paid extra and got the birth support coach.

Earlier, it was just “Hee – Hoo, Hee – Hoo, Hee – Hoo …” Later, it was “Hee-Hee-Hoo, Hee-Hee-Hoo, …” Eventually, when it came to the final ‘P-U-S-H’, he just couldn’t hold back any longer.

Good thing the chicken is in a hospital

He better be careful not to stop on the third letter. OK, I read the first line and I was like “Gross!”

Now we know where the San Diego chicken has been and what’s he’s been up to!

SAN DIEGO REPRESENT!!!

Now why didn’t I think of that…

This cartoon will feature prominently in the next update of the Wikipedia article on “Justifiable Homicide.”

It spells “ murder the annoying chicken”.

Think how many views it’ll get on u-tube when she disembowels him with his own pom-pom.

Gimme a K, gimme an F, gimme a C. What’s that spell?

Considering his POV I was a little unsure what he spelling there at first!