If this is Heaven, pull out your hand and you’ll have the exact change. If this is Hell, pull out your hand and you’ll always be a penny short.
I thought everything is free up there!!!
“No bev for you!” — [He’s not in the place he thought he was.]
And you need real ID now to get in.
GET OUT OF THE WAY THATS BEVS’ CART!
Since you can’t take “it” with you, you didn’t bring anything, except your phone, you probably snuck your phone in.
He spent it all on the stairway??
That is all just carbonated artificially sweetened water because in heaven there is no beer.
Adam and Eve just use Apple Pay
Just use your digital wallet, the information is right there in the cloud.
It’s surely not heaven without a vegetable patch, fruit trees, a cheese maker and a clean waterfall nearby .
Maybe that’s White Sands, New Mexico .
You can’t take it with you.
Farside99 about 9 hours ago
If this is Heaven, pull out your hand and you’ll have the exact change. If this is Hell, pull out your hand and you’ll always be a penny short.
SHIVA about 9 hours ago
I thought everything is free up there!!!
Doug K about 9 hours ago
“No bev for you!” — [He’s not in the place he thought he was.]
kendavis09 about 9 hours ago
And you need real ID now to get in.
1ecrae about 7 hours ago
GET OUT OF THE WAY THATS BEVS’ CART!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Since you can’t take “it” with you, you didn’t bring anything, except your phone, you probably snuck your phone in.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 hours ago
He spent it all on the stairway??
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
That is all just carbonated artificially sweetened water because in heaven there is no beer.
dbhaddix about 2 hours ago
Adam and Eve just use Apple Pay
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 hour ago
Just use your digital wallet, the information is right there in the cloud.
Vistoso Quartz Hill #6 about 1 hour ago
It’s surely not heaven without a vegetable patch, fruit trees, a cheese maker and a clean waterfall nearby .
Maybe that’s White Sands, New Mexico .
Milady Meg 33 minutes ago
You can’t take it with you.