Now wait just a minute, there!
I enjoy suspending disbelief just as much as the next guy or gal…. but that would be one honkin’ big crab.
Our usual Dungeness crabs are 6" or 7" across the shell…. but their eyes are only about 2" apart.
OK, OK…. it’s a comic…. but the bows of the glasses aren’t hooked over anything, to keep them on…..
cos a crab doesn’t have any ears.
And even if they’re staying on it’s …um… face(?) …
They’re entirely the wrong prescription for a crab!
If this is really happening….
OK, give those glasses back, you marine anomaly….
don’t be shellfish.
Paige Braddock and Jason McNamara
February 28, 2014
Now wait just a minute, there!
I enjoy suspending disbelief just as much as the next guy or gal…. but that would be one honkin’ big crab.
Our usual Dungeness crabs are 6" or 7" across the shell…. but their eyes are only about 2" apart.
OK, OK…. it’s a comic…. but the bows of the glasses aren’t hooked over anything, to keep them on…..
cos a crab doesn’t have any ears.
And even if they’re staying on it’s …um… face(?) …
They’re entirely the wrong prescription for a crab!
If this is really happening….
OK, give those glasses back, you marine anomaly….
don’t be shellfish.