Jane's World by Paige Braddock for June 24, 2022

OOPS

Town’s too small, eventually all the lesbians end up with all the other lesbians (and bi, pan, etc).

Evidently Liza didn’t have it figured out.

Oh no! TMI! Dorothy has broken the psychologist!

Now see what you’ve done, she is going to need therapy!

I had a shrink once. I got him to do what I needed done. Oh, yeah…my dad sent me to a shrink when I was about twelve, weekly for about a year. Thats how I learned to work shrinks. Then there is the old girlfriend, two visits and we were done! Thank you for the memories Jane….from Jane (author)

SPROING

Stop worrying about the possibility of loss: the same lesbian who told me what a lesbian brings on a second date (a moving van) told that lesbians never really break up – they just stop having sex & become best friends.

“Whoopsie!” as Chelsea Handler was so fond of saying.

Whom did Liza think Dorothy was talking about? I’d say she’s a bit oblivious for a therapist.

You slept with Spock’s mother?

Maybe Dorothy should find a different therapist to talk about this issue with.

And there it is…… (ꆤ⍸ꆤ)

MY Jane…?

It all comes to a climax in September – October of 2018.

At this point, a real therapist would declare a conflict of interest and refer Dorothy to another colleague.

She slept with the Tom boy?

Not sure I’ve seen her before. Does Liza have a history with Jane?

Umm, just a minute. Dixie?

“This one time, at band camp…” then something involving a flute as I recall…