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Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for January 31, 2015
January 29, 2015
February 02, 2015
Transcript:
Hey, kids! Take care of your teeth and you can have them your whole life! Won't that be great?
That guy in the chair…. He foolishly took his doctor’s advice about how clean living, avoiding pizza and bacon, and taking few risks would add twenty years to his life. Those are the twenty years. Happy now? .Gimme pizza, danger, and lots and lots of sin, and keep your twenty miserable years.