Night time harassment by a persistent fly in the kitchen?
Open the microwave door so the light comes on. Turn off all other lights. It’s amazing how fast their phototropic minds will lead them into this death trap!
I have gone so far as to contemplating calling the cable tv company to have tv service installed. I do own a tv, someone gave it to me a few years ago thinking I should have one. I assume it could be hooked up and made to work. My hesitation is when I go places that have tv’s, all people do is complain about nothing being on worth watching.
If I had tv, what would people recommend watching?
Ida No over 4 years ago
Coughing on your little sister – you can do that all the time. Good times.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Night time harassment by a persistent fly in the kitchen?
Open the microwave door so the light comes on. Turn off all other lights. It’s amazing how fast their phototropic minds will lead them into this death trap!
Ontman over 4 years ago
Intestine babies?? Clear the poop deck.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
eating up what’s left in the fridge can become making new intestine babies…
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
‘Watching TV’ CAN BECOME ‘A window on the meaningless of existence’
HunterIsACriminal over 4 years ago
I have gone so far as to contemplating calling the cable tv company to have tv service installed. I do own a tv, someone gave it to me a few years ago thinking I should have one. I assume it could be hooked up and made to work. My hesitation is when I go places that have tv’s, all people do is complain about nothing being on worth watching.
If I had tv, what would people recommend watching?