Joel Pett for January 09, 2003
January 08, 2003
January 13, 2003
Transcript:
George W. Bush: What's a dividend, Uncle Dick? Dick Cheney: Well, it's a return on an investment! Bush: Like when campaign donors wrote the energy bill? Cheney: Er... it's also a payment from a bankrupt person... Bush: Like the people we keep telling to spend more? Cheney: ...Or, it can mean an unexpected benefit... Bush: Like how 9/11 means we get to do whatever we want now? Cheney: ...But we're interested in the tax on dividends, because it's... Bush: Evil! Cheney: Close enough!
