JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 12, 1998
Transcript:
joe: Mom, you know I loved my dear old grandpop.... dot: You really mean it, son? Joe: Yeah, mom, but I'm not going to name my son after him. I'm sorry. dot: ! dot: You don't like the name, "silas"? joe: It was perfect for grandpop! It's just that I, um- Dot: His middle name was rhubarb. you do hate that, too?
“Oh, Joe, how can you reject a good, solid name like Silas Rhubarb?!”