JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 13, 1998

Transcript:

Man: So...when are you supposed to deliver? Marcy: Deliver? deliver what? Are you saying I'm so fat I look pregnant? Marcy: Who says the ninth month isn't fun? woman: Marcy, I think you've overdone for the preparation for this delivery. marcy: I don't want to make any mistakes this time around, mom. marcy: I gave birth to sunny on the highway during a traffic jam, remember? woman: Who could forget? Marcy: Joe was my midwife and I had no anesthesia! Woman: I feel your pain. whenever I think about it... marcy: so this time I'm leaving nothing to chance! woman: Yes, but isn't this a bit extreme? Marcy: Being a cop's wife has certain advantages. woman: couldn't you ride in joe's squad car with the siren blaring? marcy: hold it! I think I felt something! Are you riding with us or not?