JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 18, 1999
Transcript:
Joe: How was your vacation? Joe: Crunchy! You're happy today! Crunchy: I'm not just happy...I'm motivated! joe: motivated to do what? Crunchy: To reach my full potential! I'm gonna do it by changing my miserable attitude. joe: What brought this on? Crunchy: A late night informercial. I've ordered hundreds of audiotapes so that I'll stay motivated. Joe: sounds fishy to me. crunchy: It does? Now look at what you've done!