JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 17, 1999

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Joe: I don't get it, marcy...we're using our fine china. marcy: China is made to be used. joe: This silver has been in your family for years! You really think this is ok? Marcy: Joe, life is short. we should enjoy what we have while we can. joe: cool! We can finally dry our hands on those fancy towels in the bathroom with our initials on them! Marcy: don't touch those towels!