JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 24, 2000

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Crunchy: I hate the expression "have a nice day". it's too unrealistic. Joe: What would you prefer? crunchy: "Watch your back" would be nice. man: Have a nice day! Crunchy: What?! Man: I mean, "have a day of unrelenting misery." crunchy: Thanks! you too! Crunchy: Hear that, joe? He told me to have a miserable day! joe: That's terrible! Crunchy: No, it's good, because it's very likely to happen. I've never had a "nice day", so why bother telling me to have one? Crunchy: I've had terrifying days, guilt ridden days, and treacherous days...but never a "nice day". joe: I love you, man. crunchy: stop that! you'll end my streak!