JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 18, 2011
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Marcus wants to meet you for lunch!! He wants to congratulate you on your wedding! Sure. Can my brother George come? He wants to congratulate Marcus for being rich. Im happy for you Crucnchy! Thanks Marcus. Not easy finding that special Lady.... who loves you just for being regular ol you. Bet you meet a lot of women who like you for being in the NFL. yes! True love doesn't come alongs very often man! Let you guard down a little Marcus... There are plenty of women who don't care about your NFL stat sheet. especially with the season you're having! George!
Actually, “SeaFox”, Marcus plays for the San Diego Chargers. They are 6 wins/7 losses this season. I wrote the strip that is running today three weeks ago, when they had different stats. I should really go to Vegas with predictions like this one!