JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 22, 2012
April 21, 2012
April 23, 2012
Transcript:
Mom...Ive been thinking about your driving.... whats with your hair? Ive been thinking about you're driving.... you lack patience. excuse me, son? Thats whats wrong with your driving! You actually have impressive skills.... whoa! and lightening fast reflexes! but you ignore the speed limit. yeeeeee-haaaaaaa! you pass on the right.... and you do other scary things. How do I learn "patience"? Ive hidden your car keys somewhere in Philadelphia....
Ervin Johnson over 12 years ago
Very funny. Maybe we could try that with new drivers – “I’ve hidden the keys… I’ll only tell you their in Jersey. Find them and you can drive.” :)
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
So in the UK, you can go the wrong way in BOTH directions?
sk7288 over 12 years ago
She wouldn’t need to pass on the right if the slowpokes would get in the left hand lane where they belong!
J Short over 12 years ago
He’s making a Cameo appearance.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
His mom needs mucho insurance!
phlash over 12 years ago
I’ve driven the Magic Roundabout in Swindon!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
He reminds me of a very young Don King.
JCDaly over 12 years ago
Most of the drivers in the general Tri-State area are terrible
Big_Tex over 12 years ago
To many the time of rush hourThey think brings to them great power.Hurtling along in their car,Now of the road the star;With swiftness equals might,Being fast seems a right.Racing at great speedSeems to be a great need.Zipping away in a tearFor others nary a care,And in their hurry,Their safety no worry.Setting a furious NASCAR paceTo work or home they race.Their cars not a rocketThey seem to forget.Where go you with such haste?Is time on the road a waste?
So let’s drive friendly please,And the traffic will ease, you’ll see.So take care please, and go slow.We have only one life you know.
Pearlshimmer over 12 years ago
Oh no. How will da lady live without her car?
tegm over 12 years ago
oh kids! Always know better than their parents!!