JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 21, 2013
April 20, 2013
April 22, 2013
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Im printing my resume for the job of the baby godfather. A resume? are you serious, joe? Lets produce a highlight reel on DVD! Joe and Marcy have put up ridiculous stats as parents! they sure have stuart! I aint seen nothing like it! Even as a rookie, Joe went the extra mile! Literally! He delivered his daughter sunny in the backseat of the car while stuck in traffic! LOYALTY SACRIFICE Now, they have four kids! count em. Four! Thats what you look for in a god parent! Their challenger, Marcus Glover has no children. wow you've changed 150,000 diapers Marcy? CObver your ears! The twins are about to scream.
Oh my,150,000 and we had 4 and all with cloth ,no throw-away. It was my turn once with my oldest and my wife caught me holding her little butt up to the shower head for cleaning. Worked great but i was no longer allowed to do that deed again..