JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 24, 2013
November 23, 2013
November 25, 2013
Transcript:
In Lieu of a prescient christmas party - Undercover Santa will cover the next weeks of roll call. Captain Ruiz, you can't be serious!!! Np precinct holiday party this year. Its a waste if time and resources. SCRROGE! HA. Im nothing like "Scrooge" he changed his mind and became a sentimental wimp! She'll be throwing joe out in three...two... Stand by for audio. Ghost of christmas past is ready!! Kink klank
krys723 about 11 years ago
A sentimental wimp…now that’s funny
Michael Ritter about 11 years ago
True police story from the ’eighties:
Midnight shift, Christmas morning, started off with an elderly woman getting hit and killed by a bus as she left midnight mass.
Later in the shift a young man named Chester, despondent on Christmas after his girl friend broke up with him, parked in front of her house, emptied a can of gasoline on his lap and struck a match.
At end of watch a female officer commented, “It was a musical Christmas: first ‘Grandma got run over by a Greyhound,’ then ’Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire.’”
Dani Rice about 11 years ago
This sounds very much like the last Christmas I worked at Blue Cross of Maryland. No parties because they were a waste of time, and “we just had the entire building recarpeted”. Bah, humbug.
falcon_370f about 11 years ago
The Ghost of Christmas Past was not ghoulish and drag chains. The chain dragger was the ghost of Jacob Marley. The Ghoulish one was the Ghost of Christmas Future.