JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 06, 2014
Transcript:
Crunchy: According to a study, all that coffee you drink is good for you! Joe: Really?! Frank: Oh, nevermind they just did another study... will there be anything else officers? Joe: Just the check please. Heavens no! our way of saying thanks for all you do! Thats not necessary, Miss. Besides Captain Ruiz doesn't allow that. How would your captain find out? Crunchy: Hear that? Joe: aha! Yeah. They're Clean Captain Ruiz.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Fool me once, shame on you…Fool me twice, you dock my pay…. and suspend me…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Assume you are being watched and you won’t have to worry about being watched.
unca jim over 10 years ago
Remember that joke about the parrot telling the thief that Jesus was watching? Turns out Jesus was a Rottweiler !!
krys723 over 10 years ago
Always assume your being watched…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
I can’t believe she’s working for Ruiz!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Someone will always complain (not tattle) about someone else getting a freebie.
Lamberger over 10 years ago
You’re confusing equality of outcome with equality of opportunity. The first is only guaranteed by the feeble minded and the goofy laws that they insist on. The second is guaranteed by nature.