JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 14, 2014

Am I in the few that doesn’t take their phones in the bathroom. I never take my phone in the bathroom…the call is not worth it

I just love it when hubby brings the phone into the bathroom for me while I am “occupied”. And then I’m stuck. “Excuse me while I put down the phone to wipe?”

When my sister ha to go to bathroom on the phone she hangs up. Me I am rarely talking on the cell phone.

I’ve told the tale before about how I was in a McDonald’s bathroom and a young woman dropped her phone in the toilet. After that, she said something that wouldn’t be permitted even in today’s comics.

“They” say cell phones and the bottoms of purses are the two dirtiest items around.

Since I got one, to insure I get no calls, I take the phone WITH me while I’m “occupied”.. works every time.

Oh boy.

does it count if the phone is in your bag while you’re in the bathroom. Should I was my leather Michael Kors bag as well???