Oh look, Ma...my first kiss!
Its marcy!
How romantic! you eventually married the first girl you kissed!
I stole that kiss. Here comes the SLAP!
Awkward having your mom around when you life is flashing before your eyes.
If you’re driving and you find yourself seeing someone else’s hallucination, pull over immediately, roll down the window, and throw the keys as far as you can. You should not be driving.
If you’re driving and you find yourself seeing someone else’s hallucination, pull over immediately, roll down the window, and throw the keys as far as you can. You should not be driving.