Kliban by B. Kliban for September 03, 2014

Rubber telephones???

It’s Kilban…making sense is optional. (Sometimes I wonder what he was on.)

She says he has eyes like a rat, not his wife, and “stupid” isn’t the most precise translation of “pendejo”. I’m tempted to suggest “gringo schmuck” as a more accurate equivalent..He left the tilde out of “señora”, too, but should get some points for pronouncing the inverted question mark correctly.

Schmuck is the closest you will come to “pendejo” without Nannybot taking umbrage, Doctah.

Why is Bambi getting clubbed?

it’s a burro, he couldn’t afford a horse.

pendejo: i dangle.

I’m so glad I paid attention in Spanish class in junior high… but “pendejo” isn’t one of the words you learn in class. It’s more of a street word, if you catch my drift.

“You have the eyes of a rat.” is the last part, I believe.

Sorry – couldn’t see the other comments. didn’t mean to beat a dead…oh never mind!

ok whatever. I miss my big cat :~D

How did Joy Penny get here?

After more years than not working with less the bilingual crews I can assure that Pendejo is very close to the combination of arse+hole. i used it a lot. but won’t get in to the words I learned and used the most.

viva de puta!