Kliban by B. Kliban for June 19, 2015

So – the usual then?

This guy’s a gourmet. Our dogs always settled for Kipling’s “rag, a bone, and a hank of hair.” Any hair.

A skeleton walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, “Give me a beer and a mop.”

It comes with a litter box appetizer.

Why did Kliban draw the counter OVER the dog’s paws?

I give this two paws up!!!

“You want some Yogurt for dessert?”Hey before you complain read the Daily Mail UK. Feed them spinach and parsnips too. But no grapes.

Oh c’mon now..Ant normal dog would want his cat with a side of…..wait for it….Bacon!