Kliban by B. Kliban for February 08, 2019

Catchy brand name! Looks pretty descriptive, too! Easier to market it.

…colloquially known as the “paddy wagon.”

VERRRRY bad play on words…

Of course, what else would one use?

My Smithsonian Treasury Of Newspaper Comics has a strip from the ’20s or ’30s where the floozy of the boarding house says she thinks her sugardaddy is going to get her a “Rolled Rice Autymobile” for her birthday.

Didn’t realize they were so heavy duty.

or http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2009/12/how-people-water-ski-in-asia.html

NOT the accepted recipe for rice pudding!

Would you prefer fried rice or steam-rolled rice?

And this is how to make rice pancakes

No rumble seat,for tourists?