Kliban by B. Kliban for March 10, 2021

Annulus, yah sphincter.

Avoid Texas, it’s full of them.

Merde !

Cancelling those plans to visit Provo, certainly.

Sometimes I think Kliban’s parents need to send him to his room.

Actually, they’re driving around, not lying in the road.

I used to live there. Thank god I escaped to Las Vegas.

Forty years old and still funny. The genius of Mr Kliban is timeless. Thank you for running these for us Mrs K.

From the position of the sign, I don’t think the driver could have read it anyway.

Some people go to Egypt to see the Sphinx; others venture to Texas to see the sphincters!

Wasn’t there a Martian invasion movie where the invaders created holes in the ground that swallowed up the humans?