Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 05, 2017

So THAT’S the difference between Ketchup, and Catsup!

I’ve heard of letting the cat out of the bag but…

“I’d let a horse piss on my steak before I’d put ketchup on it.”

James Michener, “Centennial”

And two minutes later, it’ll want to go back in.

‘Catsup’ seems to have disappeared. Even brands that used to use that spelling not he label have switched to ‘ketchup.’

Some Utah folks like it on eggs. I’m not one of them!

35 years later and it’s still funny.