Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for February 01, 2018

Fly with Purr Airlines.

Catairbus

I knew pigs could fly, but cats?

The morning express cat is the fastest on the planet.

Monorail Cat reaches the station. Those legs are collapsible, kind of like old Catroën cars.

Trojan cat?

It’s fine if you don’t mind frequent layovers.

Noah’s Arkat?

Yuge litter box ;~(

Much smoother than Greyhound.

“We know you have a choice in purrlines and we thank mew fur flying Meowthwest Purrlines”.

We’ve all come to see Helen of Troy.