Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for February 15, 2022

Kick a cat and I hope you lose your ass!!!

Leave the qats alone!

Kick a cat around me and you might only get a hole in your hat.

Don’t even think about it.

Moon Qat…

Keep in mind where you are….

I knew it. Cats are from outer space. They have come to Earth to spy on us.

When my ex-boyfriend kicked my cat, I kicked my ex out for good. Nobody hurts my cat and gets away with it!

Kick MY cat (or any animal) and you will lose more than your hat. A LOT more. And I will leave a lasting impression to remember me by as well.

Or, you could loose your career.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/kurt-zouma-fined-west-ham-loses-sponsor-video-kicking-cat-rcna15671

Kick a cat and I will kick your ass.

Never kick a cat. Always be kind.

I remember meeting my future MIL at her home. She had a cat that she said did not like strangers. Whilst she was in the kitchen fixing tea her cat came down the stairs, gave me a stare and before you knew it was on my lap. I had done nothing other than stare back. When she, and my GF, returned, they were gobsmacked. My future MIL turned to my future wife and said, “It seems he has other good qualities as well.”

I catch someone kicking a cat and they will definitely lose more than their hat! Some fellow cat lovers may need to bail me out, but only if I get caught.

Those claws will tear right through that suit.

First cat on the moon.

Sometimes it can’t be avoided if his name is Oliver Underfoot.