La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 26, 2004
August 25, 2004
August 27, 2004
Transcript:
Terror Marshal Bob: Attention, campers! The following is a terror alert direct from the Bush White House! Our intelligence indicates that al-Qaida terrorists are planning to hijack helicopters, gasoline tankers and limousines to attack America!! They also plan to hijack gay marriage, stem cell research, and patriotism!! Oh, no, wait...that's us.
