La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 23, 2005
Transcript:
TV: Socialite Fresno Hilton for King Taco's new spicy tacoburger. Fresno Hilton: Mmmm...I'm walking into a warehouse in my car-washing bikini. Even though I'm a hot heiress. I am compelled to scrub this luxury car like an illegal Honduran car-wash worker. Oh my. Let me wipe dry with this burger... Cuco: Eddie! Help me find my retinas!