La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 18, 2006

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Man: Don't do drugs, kids. Here's some free beer coupons for Dad. Woman: You can't spoil your customers with "good food." Cowboy: I was fashion consultant for "Brokeback Mountain." Model: It's important to always be yourself - especially if you're me. Pioneer Elementary Career Day: Titan Cantina owner; Chuy Restaurateur; Memo "Illegal Immigrant"; Fresno Hilton: Sexy Heiress/Spokesmodel.