La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 29, 2014

I don’t remember Pope Francis 1 saying anything about animals in heaven…I guess there are going to be a lot of surprised people on the Other Side! ;)

Felines being supreme beings don’t give a damn about what popes or any one else says about them. Canines on the other hand are the lowest form of life. Pack animals, tsk, tsk.

OK, now you’ve gone too far, Lalo!

@agresticOK, so Pope Paul VI said it. What’s the difference?

C.A.T.S. = Creatures Aligned Totally with Satan.

Of course dogs go to heaven. How could it possibly be heaven without them?

This reminds me of a running dialogue expressed via the front signs of two churches, one Catholic, the other Baptist. Catholic sign says pets go to heaven; Baptist sign argues “read the Bible; animals have no soul”. Being a good Hin-Jew, I s’pose pets reincarnate and shouldn’t eat pork.

When he said that atheists could go to heaven, atheists said “umm…yeah?”.