La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 29, 2015

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Cuco: Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are both running for president. Eddie: They're gonna split the Latino vote. Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Cuco: Hey, but seriously, just cuz someone's Latino doesn't mean I'm gonna vote for them. That's why I don't buy Carlos Mencia CDs.