La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 05, 2015
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TV: Mexican drug lord "El Chapo" Guzman is still on the lam after a daring escape from a Mexican jail. And he is reportedly offering ten to fifteen million dollars to any Mexican-Americans who will hide him in their homes. Cuco: I've suddenly remembered we have a spare tunnel.
Mexico has a habit of making national hero out of the wost of the country. Pancho joined Obregon and Carranza in an attempt to take over the central government for them self.
Soon multiple armies were fighting each other for multiple cause. The best known was between Carranza and Pancho Villa. It was soon apparent that Carranza had a better change of winning and providing Mexico some semblance of a government so the USA backed Carranza.
After years of fighting and the loss of 10s of thousands of lives, Pancho Villa sold out to the government in exchange for a large ranch, cattle, horse, women, a car with chauffeur and a large annal income.
He lived a life of wealth and luxury (which he calmed to be fighting against)until some on assassinated him,
Now he is a national hero.