La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 31, 2018

Is there intelligent life on earth? There are earthlings of many species. Some intelligent, some not so much.

Intelligent; Dolphins, whales, elephants, crows, African gray parrots, octopuses, dogs, cats, gorillas, bonobos, chimpanzees, PROgressives? Maybe.

Not so intelligent? Viruses. Bacteria. Amoebas. CONservatives.

Cuco y Eddie espaciales… fantástico (no, I did not mean “espEciales”).

Too bad we have had a space force for decades obviously the Orange Mussolini has no idea about it.

Captain Trump makes Brewster Rocket look like a genius.

I’m not getting any readings on the intellect monitor.