Lard's World Peace Tips by Keith Tutt and Daniel Saunders for April 26, 2014

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    It’s not the imaginary people I have problems with.

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    katina.cooper  almost 11 years ago

    That imaginary friend may one day be your imaginary friend.

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    Srover  almost 11 years ago

    The L word at the first meeting?

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    No New Wars  almost 11 years ago

    Ah, bless. Love at first non-sight.If only we felt free enough to say “I love you” more often and in public and out loud.Many are heard saying into mobiles “I’m on the train”, “I’ll be there in 5”, “Will you pick me up”. So few people are ever heard saying “Hi. I just called to say I love you.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I have to wonder how seriously anyone is going to take tips from a gelatinous blob whose only useful purpose in life is that of cooking fat?

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    No New Wars  almost 11 years ago

    And I love you too, gopher gofer. :-)

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    Mister B  over 10 years ago

    Tried that once. Damned restraining order…

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