Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 20, 2009

Your ex wife is usually accompanied by another shark.

Awwww, c’mon, John…everyone KNOWS lawyers are snakes!!

There was a confectionary company in Berkeley, Calif., some years ago that produced a chewy candy shaped like a shark. The called it “Gummi Lawyers.” True story.

Back when Jaws came out some reviewer observed that sharks are perfect symbols of sexual fear– phallic yet suggestive of the dreaded vagina dentata.

laywers are snakes or weasels

Why won’t a shark eat a Lawyer? Professional courtesy!

I know the feeling, buddy, I know the feeling….

…After ‘Jaws’ I wouldn’t even go swimming…I’ve heard of ‘Pool Sharks’….

BTW the local aquarium called, it seems the sharks are complaining about being compared to lawyers, they it’s unfair, to the sharks.

Like your wit, Dogmore.

After my little brother first saw “Jaws”, I could make him sit down and lift his feet up off the carpet – truly, it was a compulsive reflex – by intoning ominously: “Ba-dum…ba-dum, ba-dum…ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum….” (Jaws theme music)