I know, sometimes it’s hard to keep track.
Could it be, yes she just very well may be The “Count”ess Von Tramp
Rim shot for Lord D!
Beautiful, Lord D!
From my blog: Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…
I’ll bet they call her the Black widow, she wears black negligee for those who passed on.
Tricky situation, in a clinch with a beautiful woman, but nowhere to stub out your cigarette.
So let’s skip the whole marriage thing and just have sex.
I’m guessing she spells it “four-ever…”
eesh, run away potential number eight!!!
Wow, she must stay in excellent shape be able go through so many husbands and still look fresh.
“I’m ‘Enery the Eighth, I am…”
[Apologies the “Herman and the Hermits”]
That means she knows how to find the remote and “while you’re up—-”
Honey all I want is to do the horizontal mambo in the backseat and move along.
Oops! Did she say that out loud? She should know better than to count her husbands before they’ve been hooked!
After she said that run man run fast away your next.
This reminds me of on old joke:
Woman#1: I’ve been maried 3 times, my first 2 husbands died from eating poison mushrooms. The 3rd died from a concussion.
Woman#2: Oh my God! What happened?
Woman#1: He wouldn’t eat the poison mushrooms.
John Lustig, obviously husband #3 wouldn’t eat the poison food. ; )
ProfessorKid, thanks for the joke. It does sound vaguely familiar. I may have subconsciously tapped into it when I wrote my gag.
Run!!!!!
June 21, 2014
Steve Bartholomew almost 14 years ago
I know, sometimes it’s hard to keep track.
LordDogmore almost 14 years ago
Could it be, yes she just very well may be The “Count”ess Von Tramp
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Rim shot for Lord D!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 14 years ago
Beautiful, Lord D!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 14 years ago
From my blog: Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
I’ll bet they call her the Black widow, she wears black negligee for those who passed on.
combick_reader almost 14 years ago
Tricky situation, in a clinch with a beautiful woman, but nowhere to stub out your cigarette.
cdward almost 14 years ago
So let’s skip the whole marriage thing and just have sex.
zero almost 14 years ago
I’m guessing she spells it “four-ever…”
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
eesh, run away potential number eight!!!
Wow, she must stay in excellent shape be able go through so many husbands and still look fresh.
normfromga almost 14 years ago
“I’m ‘Enery the Eighth, I am…”
[Apologies the “Herman and the Hermits”]
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
That means she knows how to find the remote and “while you’re up—-”
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
Honey all I want is to do the horizontal mambo in the backseat and move along.
richardkel almost 14 years ago
Oops! Did she say that out loud? She should know better than to count her husbands before they’ve been hooked!
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
After she said that run man run fast away your next.
ProfessorKid almost 14 years ago
This reminds me of on old joke:
Woman#1: I’ve been maried 3 times, my first 2 husbands died from eating poison mushrooms. The 3rd died from a concussion.
Woman#2: Oh my God! What happened?
Woman#1: He wouldn’t eat the poison mushrooms.
John Lustig, obviously husband #3 wouldn’t eat the poison food. ; )
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 14 years ago
ProfessorKid, thanks for the joke. It does sound vaguely familiar. I may have subconsciously tapped into it when I wrote my gag.
El Bat about 9 years ago
Run!!!!!