Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 27, 2025

John, Live Long and Prosper, but I hope you plan on having a really big headstone when you go. That bit about the marriage counselor should make the list of what’s on it. Might as well make people laugh into the far, far future.

I’ve got your prenup right here slim.

Sounds like some advice Trump gave us at one of his early rallies.

What’s this clause about your exwives joining us on our honeymoon?

Second thoughts , Here’s your sign !

Just add a rider to it for a percentage of future income.

“It’s not the ex-wives that I’m concerned about. It’s the other CURRENT wives!”

Relationships are built on facts and factual events, but there are as many interpretations of those facts as there are people involved. Try to stay out of the conflicts in relationship disputes, but if you must get involved, hear out all sides before reaching conclusions. and remember everybody will seek to get you to take their side.

Sacred union? Sacred cow? The real question is who’s up for burgers!?!

sheesh. a guy’s entitled to a mistake, or six…

How he alive after paying so much alimoneys?

GUY: “Sure babe but some people love to mix Corona and Guiness so why not me and you mixing it up?”

GAL: No one has ever done that and I don’t intend to be the first.