Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 11, 2015

But, and this is key, if someone dies while she is still knitting, she has a solid alibi.

The twins are a bit older now, and able to handle sensible conversations.

I see now.

They look like a close-knit family.

Shouldn’t they be boarding up the windows? (Sorry, couldn’t think of anything witty to say so I thought I’d be practical instead.)

Tell the old broad to knit slower or the Scazzos will run out of afghans…