Lay Lines by Carol Lay for November 15, 2021

As long as that pillow isn’t a “My Pillow.”

My Pillow….great product!

Buy 2 Whoopee cushion fun packs and get life-time supply of hot air.

I think I’ll wait for the nail-studded baseball bat, sounds like a real persuader.

Magas prefer guns and death threats.

Face masks are meant to prevent the wearer from spreading their germs, not from getting yours. So maybe sell duct tape masks instead.

Were it not for the “perforated face masks”, I would be unable to tell if this was another comic from some other time in the last 20 years.

GO nuke and use election time PSAs with the truth.

This work is worthy of Ruben Bolling (“Tom The Dancing Bug”).

You forgot the special barbed wire fencing made to look like licorice for those partisan winner take all battles.